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Today I went over to a friend’s house to return a stroller that I had borrowed. I hadn’t let my friend know I was coming because I’m sneaky like that. As I drove up to the house, I noticed her van was gone. I sat in my car, puzzled. She runs a home daycare and…

I found a dent in my skull. Obviously, I suffered some form of trauma in my childhood. I have several theories on how this happened and none of them paint my mother in a flattering light. My first theory is related to my Top Gun obsession. I was born in the early 1980s and I…

You know how you get those great free samples while you’re in Costco? Well, I’m always careful about the food because coconut oil is so damn hip and it is in everything. Sadly, if I eat coconut I end up with hives that make me want to die. I could also actually die, but I tend to ignore…

I would love to be asked to do product reviews on this website. I love Twinkies, Spam, English Bulldogs (send me another one of those and your shit will get peddled on my blog FOR FREE!) and anything involving cheese, but not goat. I also enjoy books, baby gear (to keep those Littles from become…

I just ordered a new pair of pants from Gap. Now, we all know I love the Gap – I walk in and I go a little bit nuts. Yesterday I read an article on a mainstream “news site” that says if I am over the teen part of life that I cannot shop at…

So you know how everyone does that Throwback Thursday? Yeah, I’m totally over looking at my Facebook stream and seeing a bunch of pictures of people I can’t even begin to identify. Who started this stupid trend? I want to shank them as hard as I can. Repeatedly. So I’m starting my own thing- Fuck Yeah Friday! And I’m…

I have decided my new word to interject into daily life will be craptasticness. Craptastic just wasn’t cutting it anymore. I like to use it as a noun, for example: Craptasticness needs to just walk away or get shanked. You can use it as an adjective: The craptasticness of this pizza is unbelievable! I suppose…

So two years ago I made the final switch to an all Apple diet. Meaning I tossed out the PC and switched to an iMac. You didn’t think I became a health nut or something, did you?!?! Now my iPhones, iPads, iPods and Apple TVs have a flawless leader to keep them running and organized.…

I’m paying for it today. Last night, right about 9pm, I got hit with the cleaning bug. I went into my laundry room, saw a spider, and thus began The Night of No Sleep. I was dusting, mopping, wiping baseboards and trashing stuff at an alarming rate. The Hubster wisely stayed out of the way…

Thank you sweet baby Jesus sitting in a manger, the Olympics are finally done. I mean, without gymnastics, there’s really no point. And all my shows were on repeat which really sends my evening life into disarray. Not to mention, it was held in Russia. Dear mother Russia, the place where gay people must run for…