I read a shocking news article about a lady (we’re calling her Linda) who lit a car on fire in a McDonald’s parking lot. Now, before you blame a poor fast food worker for Linda’s rage, I will mention that the car belonged to her husband (we’ll refer to him as Husband because Fucking Moron…
Read MoreIt’s time for another installment of… If the hummingbird is the vampire of the bird world, which butterfly is the vampire of its species? Last night I lost a few hours of my life that I can never get back – but I did come out of it with some fascinating knowledge. I started off…
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Choices are all around you.
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Choices are all around you.
Read MoreHas the internet ruined the exclamation point?!?!?! Well, I guess if we look at the previous sentence we have our answer. Never before in the history of writing would a simple question have been paired up with three exclamation points. However, in order to convey the tone in which I asked the question, three exclamation…
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Choices are all around you.
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Choices are all around you.
Read MoreI was recently having a conversation with a friend on how writers make money in this day and age. As I talked about the possible reasons people would hire a writer, said friend kept insisting that most businesses would never need to hire a writer. I disagreed vehemently, many businesses hire people who left their…
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Choices are all around you.
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You know that moment you get a cute little puppy and bring her home? You’re so excited and every single thing they do is adorable? Then they snuggle you and your heart just explodes with love? That is the moment you must hold on to for dear life. Even though you will grow to love…
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Shank You Very Much 