Dear Lola, Why do Americans call the tiny versions of a candy bar a “fun size” bar? What makes it fun? I don’t understand if it is the small size that makes it fun, or some other attribute we in Scotland have never been able to experience. I know you’re an English Bulldog, but I’m…
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Choices are all around you.
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Choices are all around you.
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I am not ashamed to admit that I am a fat kid. I have worked very hard to earn the accolades that come with my status. I frequently impress people with my skills at mimicking a statue for hours on end – with only my eyes moving as I track the tv screen. I have…
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Choices are all around you.
Read MoreI’ve been scrolling back through my social media posts, just to check if my sanity is plunging downward or holding a steady course. It’s always a bit of a nail biter to see if this is the day that I ask the Hubster to do something about my eccentricities. If I were rich I could…
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My palms were sweaty, my heart was racing, my hands were aching with the intensity with which I was gripping them together. As the clock neared 12:01am, my excitement reached a new high… When I was 16 I was desperately in love with ‘N Sync. You may remember this boy band of the 90s because…
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Choices are all around you.
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I read a shocking news article about a lady (we’re calling her Linda) who lit a car on fire in a McDonald’s parking lot. Now, before you blame a poor fast food worker for Linda’s rage, I will mention that the car belonged to her husband (we’ll refer to him as Husband because Fucking Moron…
Read MoreIt’s time for another installment of… If the hummingbird is the vampire of the bird world, which butterfly is the vampire of its species? Last night I lost a few hours of my life that I can never get back – but I did come out of it with some fascinating knowledge. I started off…
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Shank You Very Much 