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I’ve been scrolling back through my social media posts, just to check if my sanity is plunging downward or holding a steady course. It’s always a bit of a nail biter to see if this is the day that I ask the Hubster to do something about my eccentricities. If I were rich I could just build myself a theme park and ride roller coasters with Lola all day. However, as a starving artist dependent upon the outside world for survival, I must continue to try to look as normal as possible.

Frankly, I can’t tell if I’m getting weirder or the rest of you are.

I’ll let you decide for yourself.

Canada, I hope you're ok. Based on the amount of smoke I'm seeing, you must be crispy.

This post seems pretty normal. Well, if you ignore the fact that I may or may not think an entire country could have burned to the ground.

Napping is a sport. It has to be. How else do I justify practicing my technique for 12 hours a day?!

This is definitely getting slightly weird. However, in my defense, napping really should be a sport. Imagine if I could participate in the Olympics – the 100 hour nap competition. It would be amazing!

Some nights I just want to eat ketchup for dinner.

Well, depending on how you look at this, it’s weird behavior. Though one could argue that it’s not actually weird behavior that causes this, it’s laziness. Cooking is hard work and ketchup is not. Yeah. That’s the story I’m going with.

I've decided to only answer to my superhero name... The Flabbergaster

Alright. You win. I’m getting weirder by the day…if not the minute.

I’m not calling it yet though, maybe I’ve just had a few slightly odd weeks. I’m blaming this on Halloween and full moons. And popcorn. I ate way too much popcorn in the past two months and it’s obviously affecting my social media posts.


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