I’ve been scrolling back through my social media posts, just to check if my sanity is plunging downward or holding a steady course. It’s always a bit of a nail biter to see if this is the day that I ask the Hubster to do something about my eccentricities. If I were rich I could just build myself a theme park and ride roller coasters with Lola all day. However, as a starving artist dependent upon the outside world for survival, I must continue to try to look as normal as possible.

Frankly, I can’t tell if I’m getting weirder or the rest of you are.

I’ll let you decide for yourself.

Canada, I hope you're ok. Based on the amount of smoke I'm seeing, you must be crispy.

This post seems pretty normal. Well, if you ignore the fact that I may or may not think an entire country could have burned to the ground.

Napping is a sport. It has to be. How else do I justify practicing my technique for 12 hours a day?!

This is definitely getting slightly weird. However, in my defense, napping really should be a sport. Imagine if I could participate in the Olympics – the 100 hour nap competition. It would be amazing!

Some nights I just want to eat ketchup for dinner.

Well, depending on how you look at this, it’s weird behavior. Though one could argue that it’s not actually weird behavior that causes this, it’s laziness. Cooking is hard work and ketchup is not. Yeah. That’s the story I’m going with.

I've decided to only answer to my superhero name... The Flabbergaster

Alright. You win. I’m getting weirder by the day…if not the minute.

I’m not calling it yet though, maybe I’ve just had a few slightly odd weeks. I’m blaming this on Halloween and full moons. And popcorn. I ate way too much popcorn in the past two months and it’s obviously affecting my social media posts.


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37 replies on “Just look normal for once…

  1. Some nights I just want to eat peanut butter for dinner – not a sandwich, just a spoonful of peanut butter. Unfortunately, I can’t get Mr Delightful on board with this, so dinner has to be made anyway. And, well, if it’s there, I might as well eat it too. Maybe if I told him about your ketchup for dinner, the peanut butter would sound pretty good to him?

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    1. Try to offer him ketchup and I bet he takes the peanut butter with a smile on his face. Or do what I do – eat peanut butter and wait him out. He’ll eventually get his own dinner and you’re off the hook!

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  2. Haha social media is a pretty weird place, to be fair. You have to be a bit weird to fit in over there!

    And congratulations because someone loved this post so much, they added it to the BlogCrush linky. Feel free to collect your “I’ve been featured” blog badge 🙂 #blogcrush

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  3. I don’t have a good radar for weird, my family labelled me the weird one a long time ago, even my kids friends think I am weird. I guess it isn’t a side I show a lot on social media, although I used to write a dog blog which was such fu, but I just kept running out of time to do that plus my regular blog and well life. I frequently talk with a Russian accent at home and even in public to shop assistants sometimes even when shopping with adult friends. SO I say be weird, why not! keep it coming! Thank you so much for sharing this with #mg linky

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