Shank You Very Much

I’m not eating that…

The dinner discussion takes a bizarre turn.

An entire preschool class has been educated in obscenities.

Let’s all agree that it’s broken and needs to be fixed.

Our new family cat absolutely hates the family.

Some plans may lead to the men in black suits knocking at your door.

Coworker throws out paperwork that belongs to other staff.

How does the stick of graphite get inside the middle of a wooden pencil?

The reality of adulthood is not the endless cake and cookie feast we all believed it to be.

Perhaps I need a new hobby that isn’t so destructive.

One of my dearest friends has a terrible habit of dressing like she is still in high school.