Shank You Very Much

So devious, yet so simple…

Sometimes the simplest plans are the most diabolical.

Should I remove fence to appease my neighbors?

The reality of adulthood is not the endless cake and cookie feast we all believed it to be.

If one lunch is good, two must be better!

Should I Google what it means?

The reality of adulthood is not the endless cake and cookie feast we all believed it to be.

The meaning of life is not clearly defined, but I think it has something to do with snacks.

My wife wants a dog but I prefer cats. How would you recommend we settle this argument?

I don’t want to give up my window seat, but I may be forced to.

Which three people would you take with you?