Disclaimer: I have chosen to spell bleu cheese like so for this entire post. Why? Because bleu cheese is classy and blue cheese is not. And I feel like classing it up a bit. I am a migraine sufferer – I have had them for years but they have been very infrequent over the past…
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Apparently about Spam. I woke up startled and the first word out of my mouth was Spam! And I swear I could smell Spam. I looked over at Lola and she is staring at me like I have lost my mind. And then I noticed she had a puddle of drool under her chin. Not…
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I read an article today that informed me if I could start exercising and make it through a month of participation, my habit would be set and I would maintain it easily. And then I laughed and I laughed and I laughed. I had a great friend in Hawai’i who encouraged me to go to…
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I am going to hazard a guess that this year had a multitude of resolutions to lay off technology and interact more with humans based on the number of posts, pictures and videos promoting human interaction that I am seeing on Facebook and Twitter. And the irony of that above paragraph is lost on most people.…
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After I wrote an entire diatribe on how people never live up to their resolutions and then feel like failures, the Hubster has picked up the gauntlet to prove me wrong. I just ordered him an exercise bike, only after he promised to use it often. He said he plans to use it 5 times a…
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Lola walked up to me today and handed me her list of New Year Resolutions. After reading through it I decided she needed help with what a resolution is. She had handed me a list of life goals. No way could one bulldog achieve her list in a single year. But she’s going to try. And I’m…
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New Year’s Resolutions. I love listening to people say they are going to lose weight, live healthier lives, show more kindness to their enemies….blah,blah,blah. What a crock of shit. You know you won’t do any of that. And you’ll be grumpy and disappointed in yourself as a result of your numerous failings. My resolutions are amazing and…
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This is just a little teaser. Lola and I have completed writing our resolutions down. You’ll be getting those tonight. Can’t give them to you until the ball is ready to drop, we may need to change our minds depending on our drinking habits tonight. And Lola is also trying to figure out how long…
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I beat every level in Candy Crush Saga. And even the levels in the new land of candy, that owl one. I don’t even know what they call it and I beat the pants off it. So now that I’ve accomplished my life goals to date, I shall be sitting down to pen some new…
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I have dozens and dozens of cookies sitting around my house. I got this bright idea to go on a baking binge on Christmas day and now I have so many cookies I may die. I had a couple of plans to get rid of the cookies. The first one entailed handing them out from…
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Shank You Very Much 