I was talking to a friend today and I guess I was speaking in big words with strange sounds. Specifically, I used the word auspicious to compliment the name she had chosen for her future child. I’ve gone ahead and changed names so she can continue to hold her head up in society without the…
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Today I got an unexpected day off from work. The Tiny Little decided she was going to play “Catch the Vomit” with her mommy. Three times. The Big Little is watching his daddy sign his life over to the Navy for another few years. I hope Big is wearing his camouflage shirt to match the tone…
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For those of you new to my blog, I’ve started a series on Fridays where I compare American food brands to their international counterparts. As a devout fat kid, I’ve spent my life searching for the best tasting food. Today is the day I’ve been training for my entire life. The day I taste test…
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I opened a drawer to get out a glass dish for a casserole and I found a nightmare staring up at me. Somehow, two of my glass baking dishes has disintegrated into a million pieces while sitting in a kitchen drawer. I had to check the news to see if an earthquake had hit while…
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No one in the world ever wants to get up on a Monday. Let’s face it, the weekends are full of stuff we want to do and Monday just likes to rain on our parade. Lola said Mondays can suck it. The Littles and I are going on a playdate and Lola was thrilled at…
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Autocorrect could have made a very uncomfortable eating situation in my home. Hubster and I were text messaging each other while he was out and I was at home, dying of starvation while I waited for him. Apparently, Hubster thought he would make this situation better by sending me pictures of delicious food that I…
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I’m slowly working my way through the British food I had delivered to my home from across the pond – which is a clever way of addressing the Atlantic Ocean. Last week I reviewed the bread, with the British winning the round by a landslide. This week I am hoping we can establish our American…
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Today is National Puppy Day so I decided to share some links of Lola’s most memorable hijinks. Remember that time she demanded I play with her in the middle of the night? Yeah, it was fun for me… Or how about that time Lola ate baby Jesus? I’m still in negotiations to get her pardoned but…
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Well, their food did. I finally got my shipment of food from the British Corner Shop and I am puzzled, excited, confused, happy and bewildered all at the same time. I’m planning on holding taste tests with some friends and giving you guys the real dirt on what the heck is up with these American…
Read MoreMy autocorrect has been on a roll this morning. It seems to be making me speak with an Irish accent. I am wondering if Apple planned it that way to really get us in the mood for St. Patty’s Day. So today is the day everyone wears green and drinks until they puke. I’m going…
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Shank You Very Much 