It’s my birthday! Yay to getting older. I can’t wait to hit my senile years just so I can mouth off and know people will blame my age. The Hubster asked what I wanted to do to celebrate and I am torn between going to the Big Apple Diner (because greasy diner food is delicious)…
Read MoreI found a dent in my skull. Obviously, I suffered some form of trauma in my childhood. I have several theories on how this happened and none of them paint my mother in a flattering light. My first theory is related to my Top Gun obsession. I was born in the early 1980s and I…
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Hope everyone had a great Shank You Sunday, I know I did! I enjoyed a lovely breakfast I didn’t have to cook. Then I followed that up with cleaning the house, always a pleasure. Then I folded seven very large loads of laundry. Yeah, you’re right, it shanked. The only good thing was the breakfast…
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Recent Internet search terms to find my blog have been quite hysterical. Hopefully some people who were searching found their come to Jesus moment and realized my blog is their long-lost home. To start off we had a funny and her bladder let go search. That person has undoubtedly come to the realization that they share commonality…
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I have an irrational need to try this new Taco Bell breakfast menu. I LOVE Taco Bell with a passion that rivals my love of Bravo TV. Frankly, a night with Taco Bell while watching Bravo is about as perfect as it can get. Keep that in mind, Hubster, my birthday is coming up. Now,…
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An event where I become a mini Martha Stewart. I AM SO EXCITED!!! So it is a brunch I am hosting for my birthday and I decided to really make a splash by shopping for hand bags and house organizers at the same time. Because I like shit like that, I’m a multi-tasker. So I’m making…
Read MoreYou know how you get those great free samples while you’re in Costco? Well, I’m always careful about the food because coconut oil is so damn hip and it is in everything. Sadly, if I eat coconut I end up with hives that make me want to die. I could also actually die, but I tend to ignore…
Read MoreI would love to be asked to do product reviews on this website. I love Twinkies, Spam, English Bulldogs (send me another one of those and your shit will get peddled on my blog FOR FREE!) and anything involving cheese, but not goat. I also enjoy books, baby gear (to keep those Littles from become…
Read MoreI just ordered a new pair of pants from Gap. Now, we all know I love the Gap – I walk in and I go a little bit nuts. Yesterday I read an article on a mainstream “news site” that says if I am over the teen part of life that I cannot shop at…
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I’m going to the Melting Pot this Saturday, for the first time ever. I’ve heard it is quite an experience. I love melted cheese and the concept of dipping foods is pretty much heaven for me. Sometimes I make food just so I can eat certain sauces and dip, dip, dip. Like those times when all…
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Shank You Very Much 