I’ve done it! I finally ordered a box full of foods from the UK. Now I can compare my American versions to the British versions. First though, I’d like to know why the UK red box is so plain looking – the spoon full of macaroni is a delight to look at! Check out my…
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My mind is literally going a billion miles an hour. I love to use literally wrong just to annoy people. Though I want to shank people who do it back to me. Anywhoo, my mind is racing today. I am running six text conversations at one time, writing a blog, reading TV show recaps on…
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I missed my Sunday post yesterday because Lola and I were having too much fun together. We napped, watched Seinfeld, and chased squirrels in the yard for an hour. I didn’t participate in that last activity. Today my mind is completely garbled thanks to the government. It’s hard enough dealing with Monday Littles since they…
Read MoreI’ve had a migraine since Sunday. It tried very hard to destroy my life on Monday with the vision spottiness, and by Tuesday was a dull thumping over my eye. Now the migraine is just sitting there, right over my eye, annoying me to the point of Twinkies. (I’m going to ™ that phrase so…
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Two seconds after taking this photo Lola told me to stop being sappy and get her a damn Twinkie… Check out my Facebook page @ShankYouHeather and @ShankYouDesigns I also tweet like a bird on Twitter @HeatherKeet You can also find me on Instagram @ShankYouHeather and @ShankYouDesigns Lola and I opened a store so we can sell our funniest…
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Last night I had a migraine starting when I went to bed. I took some medicine and prayed it would help. I’m not sure it helped with the migraine but it did allow me to write an entire book while I slept. And the bonus, the book is intended to be made into a movie.…
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It was mayhem in the kitchen. There was flour, sugar, salt and oil all over. I had the fryer heating up and the batter was being prepared. I tried to control my excitement so that I could properly measure the ingredients, but it was difficult. I spilled milk and cursed myself for making the process…
Read MoreI opened my email and found the universe knocking at my door with some advice. I received a pizza coupon and a weight loss coupon within seconds of one another. I need to scarf down a pizza and then rid myself of the muffin top it will inevitably give me. Which is a lot nicer…
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Lola told me a joke last night. I was sleeping in bed and I felt a furry little face with pointy teeth right next to me. Right.next.to.me. I decided to play along and woke up enough to ask Lola what’s up. She said to me, “It’s night-time and I’m not tired.” And then she proceeded…
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This weekend I went to a local casino with some friends. The place had tons of new machines and I walked around in a neon daze while music from all the machines assaulted my ears. And then I spotted it, the mecca of slot machines – The Wizard of Oz penny machine. No one was…
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Shank You Very Much 