Lola told me a joke last night. I was sleeping in bed and I felt a furry little face with pointy teeth right next to me.
I decided to play along and woke up enough to ask Lola what’s up. She said to me, “It’s night-time and I’m not tired.”
And then she proceeded to pounce on me to get me to play. I cursed the gods that saddled me with an active bulldog when all of a sudden Lola yawned and said, “Never mind, I am pretty tired.”
She curled up and went right back to sleep.
World’s most terrible joke, ever.
P.S. I had to use an old photo since obviously I was not going to actually get my phone and take a photo at 2am. If I had done that, I’m sure the flash would have set off an hour-long play session involving Lola’s toys and my having to throw them.
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