Either way, the universe is on my shank list…

I opened my email and found the universe knocking at my door with some advice. I received a pizza coupon and a weight loss coupon within seconds of one another.

I need to scarf down a pizza and then rid myself of the muffin top it will inevitably give me. Which is a lot nicer thinking than the alternative – they know I am a chubby pizza lover who really should focus more on exercising.

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