My mind is literally going a billion miles an hour.
I love to use literally wrong just to annoy people. Though I want to shank people who do it back to me.
Anywhoo, my mind is racing today. I am running six text conversations at one time, writing a blog, reading TV show recaps on a humor site, and investigating how to get the UK versions of American food shipped to me so I can compare the two.
Read here if you forgot about my mac & cheese mission.
And then read here to see the mission blow up in my face.
But today, like George Costanza, I have achieved the perfect combination of Mountain Dew and mozzarella. I found a way to get the food shipped.
And my brain has won another round with the world.
I also tweet like a bird on Twitter @HeatherKeet
Lola and I opened a store so we can sell our funniest blog sayings on cool stuff. Check it out at Shank You Very Much