My mind is literally going a billion miles an hour.

I love to use literally wrong just to annoy people. Though I want to shank people who do it back to me.

Anywhoo, my mind is racing today. I am running six text conversations at one time, writing a blog, reading TV show recaps on a humor site, and investigating how to get the UK versions of American food shipped to me so I can compare the two.

Read here if you forgot about my mac & cheese mission.

And then read here to see the mission blow up in my face.

But today, like George Costanza, I have achieved the perfect combination of Mountain Dew and mozzarella. I found a way to get the food shipped.

And my brain has won another round with the world.

Check out my Facebook page @ShankYouHeather and @ShankYouDesigns

I also tweet like a bird on Twitter @HeatherKeet

You can also find me on Instagram @ShankYouHeather and @ShankYouDesigns

Lola and I opened a store so we can sell our funniest blog sayings on cool stuff. Check it out at Shank You Very Much

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