Who wants to get paid no money to do a thankless job with long hours, and very small windows of time in which to use the potty? Plus you’ll never get to potty by yourself. Just kidding. Sort of. You see, I’m still working on my blog construction. Now, to those of you who haven’t noticed…
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I may or may not have ordered Lola a Triceratops headpiece to wear to the premier of Jurassic World at the Rodeo Drive In movie theater. June 12th cannot come soon enough for us, we are watching the first three Jurassic Park movies right now. We will repeat the marathon next weekend, while wearing the costume, in…
Read MoreDo you think people who are out in public, register the fact that they are out in public? I mean, is it possible that people have been raised as animals and they therefore have no concept of what in public means? Maybe they view being in public as a very large extension of their living…
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I would like to start with an apology for the lack of photos. With 5 boxes of crackers from three different countries, I was a bit overwhelmed. I was also extremely dehydrated from all the cracker eating and it led to weakness of the arms, resulting in my inability to hold up a camera phone.…
Read MoreI’d like to take this moment to get something off my chest. Every single woman in the world feels the same way about this, I know because I’ve polled them all. This is a message to all the feminine hygiene companies across the entire world. STOP CHANGING YOUR PACKAGING!!!! You are seriously starting to tick…
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Normally on Fridays I post a taste test pitting American foods against their versions from another country. Sadly, I’m back in my hometown to visit family and cannot post one of those today. But don’t be too sad for me, I’m from Hawai’i…. Did jealousy rear its ugly head as you bundle under an umbrella…
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Spring is in the air and Lola has some extra pep in her step. The squirrels are back and Lola has been warning them all day to watch their backs. Lola’s lost about 1.5 pounds and she is now speed and muscle. And ribcage. Still a whole lot of ribcage. I wonder how much of her…
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Another taste test, another British victory over America? Let’s find out. Today we are taste testing Cocoa Krispies, or as they are called in the UK, Coco Pops. First, let me tell you, the name of the British cereal is very confusing to me. We have a cereal in America called Pops and I wrongly…
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Remember back in the day, before the Wii came out, when we used remote controls that had wires connecting them to the Nintendo? Remember how you would play Mario Bros. and throw your arms all over as you acted out what you wanted Mario to do? Well, I sprained my shoulder as a kid and now…
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This weekend I binge watched Bravo reality tv that had been stacking up on my DVR. I watched what must have been hours of plastic people, fake smiling with their plastic faces, eating lunch with other plastics who they hate. It was awful. Oh who the hell am I kidding?! I reveled in every minute…
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Shank You Very Much 