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Imagine being the color of my favorite nacho cheese from Taco Bell? Delightful!

Have you ever really thought about the development of cars? Not the general concept, I definitely like getting to my destination in the comfort of an enclosed vehicle that doesn’t smell like a horse’s ass. I’m talking about the idea of engines that can easily race past the speed limits of the roads they were…

What is the deal with salt water taffy? Is it a food? Is it a workout tool? Is it intended to inflict undue stress on the unsuspecting victim who just wanted a snack while watching the television late at night?! I had a box of taffy in the house and decided that I needed to…

Late at night, things happen. Terrible, terrible things. Yet if you think about it hard enough, those terrible things may actually turn out to be something great. Let’s see where this late night adventure takes us. The pizza rolls beckon you from the freezer. The doughy delights are so delicious, but they can unleash a…

People have a tendency to trust ‘true’ professionals when they give out advice. Financial professionals, doctors, lawyers – all are sought for trustworthy advice and people will listen, even when it seems farfetched. Then there are professions where the complete opposite occurs and people doubt every single word that comes out of the person’s mouth.…

It’s been a while since I thought about things at night. Well, I should clarify that. I’ve been thinking about things at night but not necessarily sharing those thoughts with you. We need to keep a bit of mystery in this relationship or it will die. Night brain might also scare you if I share…

Lately I’ve found myself watching a lot of crime shows. We can thank Netflix suggestions because the moment you watch one show, they offer you a thousand other shows that are similar. It’s impossible to walk away! Unfortunately, this means that my dear readers will have to suffer the ponderings of Night Brain. Welcome to…

It’s time for another installment of… If the hummingbird is the vampire of the bird world, which butterfly is the vampire of its species? Last night I lost a few hours of my life that I can never get back – but I did come out of it with some fascinating knowledge. I started off…

Has the internet ruined the exclamation point?!?!?! Well, I guess if we look at the previous sentence we have our answer. Never before in the history of writing would a simple question have been paired up with three exclamation points. However, in order to convey the tone in which I asked the question, three exclamation…

Last night I thought deep thoughts and almost broke my brain. Those who follow me on social media know by now that I’ve been struggling to sleep for the past few months. I’ve considered visiting my doctor and asking for some sleepy pills, but I don’t love to take medicine (especially ones that might turn…