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Traditional television genres were invented by people who lacked imagination. That’s where I come in.

Well, this isn’t the post you typically expect to read on a Monday, is it?

I was able to concentrate on the next important task – figuring out who to blame for this travesty.

The traditional genres were invented by people who lacked imagination. That’s where I come in.

Never did I think to see this television plot play out in real life. Yet here we are.

Today, at 3:30pm, my life was altered in a way that will take me decades to recover from.

The zombie apocalypse has come and our sanity is fleeting.

I thought everything was going to be ok… and then it just wasn’t. Pass me a cookie.

Every funny person knows that there is a time and a place for humor.