All articles filed in Everything Is Not OK

New Year’s Resolutions. I love listening to people say they are going to lose weight, live healthier lives, show more kindness to their enemies….blah,blah,blah. What a crock of shit. You know you won’t do any of that. And you’ll be grumpy and disappointed in yourself as a result of your numerous failings. My resolutions are amazing and…

I beat every level in Candy Crush Saga. And even the levels in the new land of candy, that owl one. I don’t even know what they call it and I beat the pants off it. So now that I’ve accomplished my life goals to date, I shall be sitting down to pen some new…

I have dozens and dozens of cookies sitting around my house. I got this bright idea to go on a baking binge on Christmas day and now I have so many cookies I may die. I had a couple of plans to get rid of the cookies. The first one entailed handing them out from…

I, the kid born and raised for 24 years of my life in Hawai’i, have shamed my family and hometown culture. I can’t use chopsticks. There, I’ve said it. I love sushi – everything about the little rolls of fish and seaweed and rice with wasabi. It’s delicious! And I eat it like a heathen with…

So today was the day. The day I made the infamous mac & cheese balls I bought from Costco the other day. The day heaven met earth in my mouth and I was going to live happily ever after with my cheese and pasta and other assorted chemical ingredients to keep my cheese and pasta…

I walked in to Costco to buy bananas. $78.16 later and I own the priciest bananas I ever thought I would buy. So let’s review the items that Costco forced me to purchase just by placing their store in the best/worst layout that a fat kid ever had to walk through. Butter croissants (I can eat 2…

I am very fucking scared. I have been lamenting the lack of traffic to my blog and according to every single blogger on the planet, you MUST have Twitter to make a difference. Even The Hubster, my anti-social, hates all people of the world companion, has stated I need to tweet to my Twitterers to…

I was thinking it would be great to decorate my house for Christmas. Not the inside, I already do that. Sometimes. In all reality I should tell you that my tree is small and in an ornate planter, sitting as a statement piece in my guest bedroom year round. At Christmas I just put it on…

Today I was online, reading Wikipedia as per usual. I was enjoying the Seinfeld television show write-up when I stumbled across blue clicky links. These blue links led to more blue clicky links, that lead to the Reverend Sun Myung Moon. Just like that, my reading adventure had begun! After reading about four or five…

There’s a very real possibility that this blog is going to end friendships. On the one hand, that’s good since I probably don’t want to be friends with a humorless stick up the butt anyways. But it’s bad since those people will be tripping me as I walk by. I better put on my knee…