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On Friday I was awakened at 0300 with a throat on fire and a burning in my soul that no water could quench. Fevers can really be the worst. I had to cancel daycare for the day and the Littles had to stay home with their beloved parents, back up care was non-existent. Once you…

Good god almighty! Are you people still with me?!?!?! In honor of this auspicious occasion, let’s all enjoy a Twinkie. Or a chocolate covered Twinkie. Or a chocolate and bacon covered Twinkie. Or any other Twinkie variation you concoct. Now that I’m thinking on it though, if I have 11,800 viewers and they all eat…

Today I decided to jazz up my online browsing because I almost died of sheer boredom. I was on Amazon and I was plain sick of seeing the same old stuff I order all the time. And then I keyed in a couple of letters and my day was magically transformed. I went to the…

Here comes another year. As you all know by now, I don’t believe in resolutions because people always fail and end up despising themselves for their failure. I like to start my new year off with a win instead. This year, I’ve decided my goal would be to wake up earlier than 11am every day.…

For really early group text messages. And I mean early. My clock still showed 5 as the first number. And I didn’t recognize anyone who was sending me the messages. I tried muting the conversation but it failed and I kept getting alerts. After the fifth person chimed in with the exact same response I may…

I am currently on vacation from my home daycare. I packed the Tiny Little up and sent her across the country, just to make sure her teething didn’t keep me awake at night. I sent the Big Little to another provider with a detailed listing of his likes and dislikes. Pooping and eating pretty much…

Today has been a hell of a Monday. The Littles are losing their minds in daycare and I am trying to get Christmas stuff done while they nap. It is not working. I went to my back up plan. Screw Christmas. You’ll get your presents and newsletters when they show up. I’m going to eat…

It’s that time of year again. December. The time of the year where people start dropping dead from exhaustion and overeating. Also the time of the year when an above average amount people fall off their roofs and electrocute themselves. I was this close to being one of those fools for the first time in my…

The other day I was browsing around Costco, I’m a bit addicted. It was my third trip in 10 days. I love that they change their products all the time – it keeps me buying stuff I never would’ve looked at in another store since the Kraft box is sitting right where it always is.…

I am so nervous that it won’t turn out right. Luckily, I have several days until Saturday to make trial runs at decorating. But I’m still nervous. I mean, kid birthday cake is no big deal to mess up. Wedding? People remember that forever. I watched a few you tube tutorials on how to decorate.…