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So my blog has been on fire lately and I’ve been having a heck of a laugh seeing what search terms are leading people into my blog. I’ve picked the most recent and tried to determine which blog post they actually ended up reading based on their searches. There were a few really fun ones…

Tonight I shall be indulging in a bit of a movie marathon. Sharknado and Sharknado 2: The Second One are on the TV and I haven’t met my quota for terrifying life experiences this month. Let’s recap my life to date. I watched Jaws before I turned 10. I was born and raised in Hawai’i. My…

This morning I got the scare of my life. I opened up my Facebook app and saw a link to a Huffington Post article about the new Facebook Messenger. The app I had downloaded about two months ago to eliminate those annoying text messages that cost me money. I mean, why isn’t everyone just using Apple…

Last night the skin on my neck tried to choke me. It was very traumatic. I should start at the beginning. I was on the couch and watching a riveting show on television. Sheldon Cooper was having a panic attack over Penny possibly getting him sick. All of a sudden, I had a hard time breathing.…

The road trip is over. I’m posting the last of the terrifying road signs which inform you that death is imminent and you need to pay $15 to enter the National Park. They don’t say ‘may the odds be ever in your favor’ but it is heavily implied. Today we are revisiting Mount St. Helens, since…

I was wandering aimlessly around Mount Rainier and I came across this sign. It took me quite some time to name it because I was busy pondering what method I would prefer to kill me while camping. Even The Wildlife Don’t Camp Here. “Woohoo, sign me up!” Said with all the sarcasm my body is…

Hubster and I have been on vacation and I’ve been taking pictures of street signs that will give you pause. So far we’ve had the Sasquatch Truck sign and the Run From the Volcano As Fast As You Can sign. Two other signs have been popping up during many of our Washington state road trips.…

Vacation ambling has been going well. The car has been piled high with snacks and drinks and the 2-year-old nephew has been gifted an iPad to stay alive with Disney movies. The adults really enjoy listening to that… So as promised I have been taking pictures of street signs that are randomly weird, make you…

I am currently on vacation, but still at home. I guess since as society we need to sell everything we do as something greater than it actually is, we now call this a “staycation.” And now I want to shank myself in the face for typing that stupid word. I took two weeks off work…

I wrote this post 2 years ago and have used the app ever since.  Lola is asking for your help in combatting the warfare that her species is currently being subjected to – animal testing. A really great app just crossed my eye called Cruelty Cutter. You can use their app to scan barcodes and see if…