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It has arrived. The final chapter in Lola’s story of revenge (by dinosaur!)

Lola’s dinosaur saga continues into the third week of her reign of terror.

We left off with Lola hatching a dinosaur egg, the feared Tyrannosaurus Rex. What I didn’t tell you was that Lola has more than one egg.

I don’t think it will come as any surprise to you all that Lola is a bit odd. She writes an advice column, answers to over 32 aliases, and watches television with the intensity of a human.

For years I’ve been enjoying the antics of Lola. When I got her as a wee baby in 2011, she was a sleepy-eyed, soft-snoring cuddle bug. Fast forward two months…

Lola went on a splendid adventure this week and has lived to tell her tale. The only problem is the activity was not splendid, and it certainly wasn’t an adventure due to its lack of excitement for everyone involved. Lola just used those words because she likes how they sound. What really occurred was a…

Lately I’ve started to notice that Lola may be staging a coup – taking out the Mommybeast who currently holds all of the power. It began with the little things, first the dropping of my Mommybeast tittle to the disparaging Human. Then refusing to go potty when directed, Lola would instead wait until her bladder…

Lola is well versed in the art of subtle warfare. She may look entirely innocent to those who don’t know her, but lurking just under her furry surface is a calculated hunter just waiting to strike. Unfortunately, I am usually the prey. Lola has a plethora of toys that litter our home. Some of her…

I think by now it is no secret that I spend a lot of time at home, in my pajamas. Since I work from home, I think that dressing up is a waste because no one but Lola will see it. When I do laundry each week, it is a pile of soft cotton that…

For weeks Lola has been in training. Each morning she wakes up and does a few sprints across the house. She then proceeds to run two laps around the backyard fence. She stops to sniff every 14.2 feet, ensuring her nose is in prime working condition. She measures the sounds with her precision ears –…