I don’t think it will come as any surprise to you all that Lola is a bit odd. She writes an advice column, answers to over 32 aliases, and watches television with the intensity of a human. But she’s even odder than you realized, in fact I would dare to say that she is no longer aware that she part of the canine species. Lola has watched Jurassic Park so often, I think she may actually believe she is a dinosaur now.
I blame myself for buying Lola a triceratops costume to wear while watching the movies.
Whenever Lola takes her naps, she has to fetch one of her favorite rubber balls. She then delicately places it on the couch cushion she’s chosen with care – it can’t be too hard or too soft, and it must be positioned so she can see the television without difficulty. Lola then plops her belly down onto her ball and proceeds to nap on it.
As if it’s an egg baby that she can hatch.
The scarier thought is that Lola thinks it is the egg of a Tyrannosaurus Rex and she’s plotting the downfall of the entire human race. She plans on imprinting on her ‘baby’ and then using him to wipe out all the people who have wronged her in life.
Everyone is going to wish they had shared their cheese with Lola.
I also tweet like a bird on Twitter @HeatherKeet
Lola and I opened a store so we can sell our funniest blog sayings on cool stuff. Check it out at Shank You Very Much or click to see a special collection below: