Choices are all around you.
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The line that cannot be crossed…
For weeks Lola has been in training. Each morning she wakes up and does a few sprints across the house. She then proceeds to run two laps around the backyard fence. She stops to sniff every 14.2 feet, ensuring her nose is in prime working condition. She measures the sounds with her precision ears –…
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#ShankYouPets week 13…
An Instagram community for pet parents.
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Dear Lola – the planet is dying…
Dear Lola, Why do restaurants give you silverware when you order a delivery of food? In light of the excessive amount of plastic filling our oceans, it would be better for them to ask if the customer needs utensils. If saving the planet from death isn’t enough motivation, surely restaurants realize how much money they…
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Poll Tuesday week 55…
Choices are all around you.
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Adulthood is… volume 1
For the past few months I’ve noticed that I am becoming my parents. The dreaded adulthood is firmly upon me and I can’t shake it no matter how late I stay awake to play on Twitter. The worst thing is, I’m not even becoming my mother – I’m turning into a 60-year-old man! Hubster may…
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#ShankYouPets week 12…
An Instagram community for pet parents.
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Dear Lola – The novice ninja…
Dear Lola, I’ve often thought about a career change because I deplore my current profession. Since I want my job to be exciting and pay well, I’ve determined that becoming a ninja is the best course of action. I do need your advice on one aspect of the job, regarding payment. When hiring out my services,…
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Poll Tuesday week 54…
Choices are all around you.
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The Great Unicorn Plague…
A few weeks ago I wrote about how excited I was to see my nieces. We had conspired for months against my parents and theirs to ensure that two little humans were escorted across the Pacific Ocean. We called this Operation Unicorn and I even dyed my hair purple in honor of their arrival. It…
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Shank You Very Much 