Shank You Very Much

The doomsday preppers were right…

The zombie apocalypse has come and our sanity is fleeting.

The reality of adulthood is not the endless cake and cookie feast we all believed it to be.

Is it wrong of me to want him to wear a mask when he comes home?

Is this the start of the zombie apocalypse we’ve all worried about?!

My children like to have their friends over after school and for the most part, I am happy to open my home to them.

The reality of adulthood is not the endless cake and cookie feast we all believed it to be.

I can only imagine what he told his teachers that day after I dropped him off.

It was a beautiful morning. The sky was blue, the sun was shining, the grass was green and covered in a layer of dew.

A colleague approached me privately and hinted I should stop bringing in treats.

I thought everything was going to be ok… and then it just wasn’t. Pass me a cookie.