Mornings are fraught with danger…

Burning agony,
spreading from my head to toes.
What is happening?!

I did not frolic,
no exercise befell me.
I simply woke up!

Once a great relief,
stretching is now a menace.
A relic of youth.

About Adulthood in Disguise

This series is intended to highlight the ridiculous antics of adulthood – a milestone we all wanted to reach as quickly as we could. Unfortunately, the reality of adulthood is not the endless cake and cookie feast we all believed it to be. It turns out, there are a lot of monthly bills and no one cooks you dinner!