This weekend I binge watched Bravo reality tv that had been stacking up on my DVR. I watched what must have been hours of plastic people, fake smiling with their plastic faces, eating lunch with other plastics who they hate. It was awful. Oh who the hell am I kidding?! I reveled in every minute…
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You may need to refresh yourself with this post before you continue reading. Or not. Some like to live in a foggy world where nothing seems to make sense. For those of you who have been following my taste testing series, prepare yourselves for more disappointment than you ever thought you’d get dealt in your lifetime.…
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Think about it. God gifts you with a pregnancy and the kid is his son, Jesus. How would you act?! I, for one, would be hell-bent on making sure I was as nice as shit to that kid. That kid could punch me in my face and I’d still be nice about it. Scenario with…
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Well! I bet you all think I finally cracked and lost the will to type. I apologize for my long absence, apparently when you set your blog to auto publish while you’re away, it doesn’t always listen to you. Even the shank list is on the shank list. This is a sad state of affairs. But…
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The title of this blog is not going to match today’s post. It was originally planned to go with another post but the Hubster had to censor me and now I’m being defiant and cranky and wishing I had more macaroni & cheese in life. Hubster said I have to file my original post in…
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Hubster and I had a text conversation the other day. In the quest for full honesty, I’ll tell you that we were in the same house and no one wanted to walk to the other person. I would say that we only had a text conversation in the same home due to Hubster recovering from…
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It feels like Christmas morning. You get that bright blue box with the shiny blue foil wrapper that you can’t wait to open. Then you open it and take the first, blissfully delicious, bite. And you think to yourself “Why did I used to like these?!?” But you decide to try another bite and you…
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Lola is a puppy on a mission this week. The Daddybeast has been home in bed, recuperating from surgery. This means Lola has to stay off the bed, even though Daddybeast is lying there looking like he needs her snuggles. I’m the BEST snuggler!!! Needless to say, she’s plotting my punishment since I won’t lift…
Read MoreThree years ago I moved into this house in WA with the Hubster and the devilishly cute Lola. There were so many closets, pantries and cabinets that I was sure there was no way to fill them all up. In fact, most of the closets and cabinets were empty once we received our household goods…
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Bloggers Confession: I’m not ashamed to say that many hours were blissfully wasted in this taste testing endeavor. I’m guessing my friends were just as happy to waste their time since they’ve been asking when they can be of service again. I’ve eaten Oreos. Many Oreos. I’ve had friends and neighbors eat Oreos. Many Oreos.…
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Shank You Very Much 