It feels like Christmas morning. You get that bright blue box with the shiny blue foil wrapper that you can’t wait to open. Then you open it and take the first, blissfully delicious, bite. And you think to yourself “Why did I used to like these?!?” But you decide to try another bite and you…
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Lola is a puppy on a mission this week. The Daddybeast has been home in bed, recuperating from surgery. This means Lola has to stay off the bed, even though Daddybeast is lying there looking like he needs her snuggles. I’m the BEST snuggler!!! Needless to say, she’s plotting my punishment since I won’t lift…
Read MoreThree years ago I moved into this house in WA with the Hubster and the devilishly cute Lola. There were so many closets, pantries and cabinets that I was sure there was no way to fill them all up. In fact, most of the closets and cabinets were empty once we received our household goods…
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Bloggers Confession: I’m not ashamed to say that many hours were blissfully wasted in this taste testing endeavor. I’m guessing my friends were just as happy to waste their time since they’ve been asking when they can be of service again. I’ve eaten Oreos. Many Oreos. I’ve had friends and neighbors eat Oreos. Many Oreos.…
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I was talking to a friend today and I guess I was speaking in big words with strange sounds. Specifically, I used the word auspicious to compliment the name she had chosen for her future child. I’ve gone ahead and changed names so she can continue to hold her head up in society without the…
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Today I got an unexpected day off from work. The Tiny Little decided she was going to play “Catch the Vomit” with her mommy. Three times. The Big Little is watching his daddy sign his life over to the Navy for another few years. I hope Big is wearing his camouflage shirt to match the tone…
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For those of you new to my blog, I’ve started a series on Fridays where I compare American food brands to their international counterparts. As a devout fat kid, I’ve spent my life searching for the best tasting food. Today is the day I’ve been training for my entire life. The day I taste test…
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I opened a drawer to get out a glass dish for a casserole and I found a nightmare staring up at me. Somehow, two of my glass baking dishes has disintegrated into a million pieces while sitting in a kitchen drawer. I had to check the news to see if an earthquake had hit while…
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No one in the world ever wants to get up on a Monday. Let’s face it, the weekends are full of stuff we want to do and Monday just likes to rain on our parade. Lola said Mondays can suck it. The Littles and I are going on a playdate and Lola was thrilled at…
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Autocorrect could have made a very uncomfortable eating situation in my home. Hubster and I were text messaging each other while he was out and I was at home, dying of starvation while I waited for him. Apparently, Hubster thought he would make this situation better by sending me pictures of delicious food that I…
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Shank You Very Much 