Last night Lola participated in the highly anticipated “Women’s Sleep Relay“ event. And she took home the gold medal. I went to bed late, Lola was already asleep with the Daddybeast so I tried to get in the bed quietly. I realized pretty quickly that it was too quiet. Lola had buried her face in the multitude…
Read MoreThis week’s most popular search to find my blog was a good one: What should I buy at Costco? Now, I’m assuming this person was attempting to find out what items you should buy in bulk and what items you are better of buying in smaller quantities. Unfortunately, this poor bastard wound up on my…
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Disclaimer: If you have recently lost a loved one please for the love of god, do NOT read any further. Unless you were the guy making jokes during the wake. Then you can continue reading because I am the one who makes jokes during the wake. Hey, we all deal differently. You know how everyone…
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So I’ve been struggling with writer’s block for days, days I tell you. Now, you might not think a blogger can suffer from writer’s block because I am blogging true events. But indeed, it’s writer’s block. I mean, if I just told you that I went to Costco, how would that be funny? Or if…
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Lola has prepared a stockpile of cake grenades and she’s threatening to lob them all over the world. What happened, you ask? Well, she’s on medicine and needed a bath – she feels she was unduly tortured by the two events. Normally she doesn’t protest her bath, she’ll let us put her in the tub…
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Do you ever have one of those days where all you want to do is sit down and indulge in a marathon session of TV on the Bravo channel? If not, move along, you may be in the wrong place. Today was definitely one of those days for me. I woke up and the first thought…
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I’m no crunchy granola girl but I do like to recycle, conserve, help animals and generally harm as little as possible. While not giving up the love of my car with twin turbos. Go Ford! Recently I went to my Salon, which is an Aveda concept salon. I always get the schpeel about how great…
Read MoreToday I broke our W Internet modem. On purpose. Maybe we should start at the beginning. For those of you who are new to my blog, W Internet and I have been in an epic struggle for world domination for almost two years. Okay, maybe not world domination, but definitely a struggle for the speed…
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This week ended with a fun search term. It caused neither shame or embarrassment, which is a great change from last week’s most popular term to get to my blog. “What to do with five cheese tortellini from Costco” That’s a good one, even if it’s simple. Eat them. I guess if you bought them…
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Since Thursday I have been on quarantine in my home, cooped up with Hubster who is also on quarantine due to his close contact with a victim of the flu. We have been pretty bored and plagued with alternately feeling terrible and napping then feeling great and wanting to bust out of prison. Today Lola…
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Shank You Very Much 