I’m paying for it today. Last night, right about 9pm, I got hit with the cleaning bug. I went into my laundry room, saw a spider, and thus began The Night of No Sleep. I was dusting, mopping, wiping baseboards and trashing stuff at an alarming rate. The Hubster wisely stayed out of the way…
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The weekend arrives…
Today’s my Friday. I decided to take an entire day to just sit around tomorrow after my dawn doctor’s appointment. Or go visit house models and try to pin down what we want to buy. Or just watch Big Bang Theory and read my Kindle. Lola has decided to climb mount St. Helen’s this weekend.…
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39 seconds changed my entire life…
Auctions – they’re about having fun, eating good food, and raising money for a good cause. This one was to fund scholarships to send the children of Navy sailors to college. Well, that’s what I thought they were about. Then everything changed. The meal choices are sent out weeks in advance, offering us beef, chicken,…
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I’m honing my zombie apocalypse survival skills…
I have been awake for roughly one hour and I’m already so tired that my eyes feel heavy and yawns are interrupting my ability to comprehend life. I feel like I got no sleep at all. What the hell happened to me last night?!?! I may need to rethink my stance on the sleep apnea…
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I am the master of my own bladder….
Disclaimer: No Lolas were hurt in the making of this post. Sometimes Lola wakes up feeling like a piggy. Sometimes she feels like a cow. Other times she wakes up feeling like a groundhog and tries to burrow back into the covers on the bed. Today she woke up just a tad bit…heavier. I realized…
Read MoreYou can protest from your couch…
Thank you sweet baby Jesus sitting in a manger, the Olympics are finally done. I mean, without gymnastics, there’s really no point. And all my shows were on repeat which really sends my evening life into disarray. Not to mention, it was held in Russia. Dear mother Russia, the place where gay people must run for…
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A cake grenade has been launched…
So a while back, Lola created a stockpile of cake grenades. We left off with her sitting on them like North Korea sits on their nukes and tries to play who will blink first games with the US. You can read about it here. Last night Lola lobbed her first cake grenade. She was upset that…
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Sleep is a sporting event…
Last night Lola participated in the highly anticipated “Women’s Sleep Relay“ event. And she took home the gold medal. I went to bed late, Lola was already asleep with the Daddybeast so I tried to get in the bed quietly. I realized pretty quickly that it was too quiet. Lola had buried her face in the multitude…
Read MoreThis week’s search term leads to an apocalypse…
This week’s most popular search to find my blog was a good one: What should I buy at Costco? Now, I’m assuming this person was attempting to find out what items you should buy in bulk and what items you are better of buying in smaller quantities. Unfortunately, this poor bastard wound up on my…
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3 Twinkies and a funeral…
Disclaimer: If you have recently lost a loved one please for the love of god, do NOT read any further. Unless you were the guy making jokes during the wake. Then you can continue reading because I am the one who makes jokes during the wake. Hey, we all deal differently. You know how everyone…
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Shank You Very Much 