You know how I was challenged to write a blog a day for 30 days in a row? Yeah, I blew it. I took the past two days off to nap and eat at the Melting Pot. Future note to anyone who challenges me to something – if it doesn’t involve food, I don’t care…
Read MoreI’ve decided to start a new series called Things That Keep Me Awake At Night. I often have these random questions on why things work the way they do and no one ever knows the answer. I invariably have to turn to the internet in order to solve the riddles that only my brain seems…
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Last night I walked into Target to get a birthday card for my mom. Big mistake. $170 later, I walked out with the most expensive birthday card I have ever purchased. Really, the price of cards needs to come down a little bit or people aren’t going to be getting presents anymore. Can I skip…
Read MoreI have used my Kindle so often and for so many years that it has finally decided to quit life. Things aren’t in dire shape yet, but if I don’t get a new one for Christmas there is a very real possibility that I will shank someone. That someone will be the Hubster. He knows…
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Recently I was talking with a friend online and she asked when I had ceased being The President to Lola and earned the title Mommybeast. Lola needed a nap. As a secret service dog to The President, Lola had to keep constant watch over me. Since there were no other dogs to take over a…
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Today we need to discuss something very important. It’s been weighing on me for a little while. It’s a bit serious, can be funny at times and definitely needs to be addressed. Somebody get this beast a friend! For the past few days we’ve had some really crappy weather here in WA state. I’ve been…
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My cousin attended the first ever Hello Kitty Con in Los Angeles. I wanted to go with her but life got in the way of my plans and I couldn’t attend. I think I’m a little bit relieved I didn’t go. I know, I know, I know. What am I, crazy?! Yes, but that’s not why…
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Have you ever shown a childless person a sonogram? Well, my friend made the mistake of showing me a picture of her soon-to-be-born bundle of poop. The result was a conversation in which someone may need to seek therapy. I’m not sure who needs the therapy, but someone definitely needs to make an appointment. I changed the…
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Thank god fall is over. No more pumpkin. No more spice. No more orange. It’s time for the dark, cold dreary days of bleak, depressing winter. I love dark and dreary. I work from home so I can sit back, wear comfy pants and bake. Oh, I guess I also have to make sure to feed…
Read MoreSo I’ve been challenged to blog every day for an entire month. Normally I post 5 or so blogs a week, sometimes less and sometimes more. It just depends on how much of my crazy I’m willing to let the public see. Well, now there’s no avoiding it. I’m going to post every day for…
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Shank You Very Much 