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Well, it’s official, my brain has decided to never give me a moment’s peace for the rest of my life. It dances from topic to topic, giddy with the knowledge that the internet never closes. No thought will go unanswered, no sleep shall get in the way of the brain’s work. Luckily social media is…

As most of you know, last week was Thanksgiving in the United States. The week where families gather around a table and give thanks for all that they have received in life… while secretly making their Christmas wish lists in their head. While many people were working towards an overachievement award in home decorating and…

My brain needs a bit of a break today as we complete the final leg of our road trip. Home is getting closer and I’m looking forward to making friends with my couch again. My greatest hope is that the foam cushion has been able to expand to its former glory without a couch potato…

It’s been another eventful week for me on social media. Not only did I ponder the very deep issues of kale smoothies and exercise routines, I have now ensured Lola cannot move a single muscle without me knowing it. Did I mention that society owes me a parade? No? Well, it does. Without further adieu,…

This week I attempted to hone my ninja-like reflexes through a series of activities around the home. My first test came during a moment where a plate in my hands tried to jump forward and land on the floor. I am proud to say that although I fell down, I did not break the plate.…

It’s time for another venture into the inner workings of my social media mind. My brain spent a lot of its recent time very confused. There was the usual food, drink, and nap time schedule to adhere to but I decided to test my mental acuity by throwing some math at it. My brain has…

Social media never fails to remind me that I am funny, but slightly insane. Here are a few of the moments that you may have missed if you aren’t following me on social media. For those of you who have the pleasure of seeing me in the flesh, I’d like to apologize for those moments…

Sometimes I find myself watching an excessive amount of television. Instead of being productive during the day, I’ll binge watch Netflix until my legs practically atrophy from disuse. Sadly, I only really notice the problem when I look back on social media posts and realize they were all based on characters from the screen. These…

I’ve been scrolling back through my social media posts, just to check if my sanity is plunging downward or holding a steady course. It’s always a bit of a nail biter to see if this is the day that I ask the Hubster to do something about my eccentricities. If I were rich I could…