Have you ever woken up on a Monday and felt you spent the previous week babbling on social media about things that were better left unsaid? Luckily for you, I never feel that way! Instead, I am almost* proud of the weird shit that comes out of my brain.
I vow to you that I will never hesitate to hit the post button once I’ve thought a thought. Especially if that thought involves Lola or a slice of cake.
*In this scenario, almost means insanely. I am insanely proud of my weird brain.
Imagine how great it would be if that distance was actually 40 steps – I could have cake every day thanks to the extra workout!
I’ve had nightmares about it ever since.
I would apologize but I think we all know that given the chance, I will do it again.
Working from home is so hard. Tough decisions are made daily.
I also tweet like a bird on Twitter @HeatherKeet
Lola and I opened a store so we can sell our funniest blog sayings on cool stuff. Check it out at Shank You Very Much or click to see a special collection below: