Well, it’s official, my brain has decided to never give me a moment’s peace for the rest of my life. It dances from topic to topic, giddy with the knowledge that the internet never closes. No thought will go unanswered, no sleep shall get in the way of the brain’s work. Luckily social media is there to witness it all, no matter the time of day or night.
Here is some of my brain’s latest work.
Every single week. It’s a monster that just won’t die.
It will be glorious.
Hubster doesn’t wear a tie. He should seek new employment.
I’ve obviously forgotten a few nicknames over the years. It’s hard to hold that much information in my brain when 95% of its capacity is dedicated to snack foods.
I also tweet like a bird on Twitter @HeatherKeet
Lola and I opened a store so we can sell our funniest blog sayings on cool stuff. Check it out at Shank You Very Much or click to see a special collection below: