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Well, it’s official, my brain has decided to never give me a moment’s peace for the rest of my life. It dances from topic to topic, giddy with the knowledge that the internet never closes. No thought will go unanswered, no sleep shall get in the way of the brain’s work. Luckily social media is there to witness it all, no matter the time of day or night.

Here is some of my brain’s latest work.

Monday is here again. Obviously my strongly worded petitions are not working!

Every single week. It’s a monster that just won’t die.

I'm going to bake a cake in the shape of a giant cupcake and then eat it all myself.

It will be glorious.

Was the necktie invented so women had a handy noose at their disposal?!

Hubster doesn’t wear a tie. He should seek new employment.

I've been counting Lola's nicknames and so far I'm up to 32. That number should be much higher.

I’ve obviously forgotten a few nicknames over the years. It’s hard to hold that much information in my brain when 95% of its capacity is dedicated to snack foods.

Check out my Facebook page @ShankYouHeather and @ShankYouDesigns

I also tweet like a bird on Twitter @HeatherKeet

You can also find me on Instagram @ShankYouHeather and @ShankYouDesigns

Lola and I opened a store so we can sell our funniest blog sayings on cool stuff. Check it out at Shank You Very Much or click to see a special collection below: