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This past weekend I had to perform jungle warfare on my back lawn. We had some flooding and the leasing office told us to cease and desist our mowing until they could fix the yard. I guess they took one look at me and decided I would try to swim in the puddles that had…

It’s my birthday! Yay to getting older. I can’t wait to hit my senile years just so I can mouth off and know people will blame my age. The Hubster asked what I wanted to do to celebrate and I am torn between going to the Big Apple Diner (because greasy diner food is delicious)…

Hope everyone had a great Shank You Sunday, I know I did! I enjoyed a lovely breakfast I didn’t have to cook. Then I followed that up with cleaning the house, always a pleasure. Then I folded seven very large loads of laundry. Yeah, you’re right, it shanked. The only good thing was the breakfast…

Recent Internet search terms to find my blog have been quite hysterical. Hopefully some people who were searching found their come to Jesus moment and realized my blog is their long-lost home. To start off we had a funny and her bladder let go search. That person has undoubtedly come to the realization that they share commonality…

I have an irrational need to try this new Taco Bell breakfast menu. I LOVE Taco Bell with a passion that rivals my love of Bravo TV. Frankly, a night with Taco Bell while watching Bravo is about as perfect as it can get. Keep that in mind, Hubster, my birthday is coming up. Now,…

An event where I become a mini Martha Stewart. I AM SO EXCITED!!! So it is a brunch I am hosting for my birthday and I decided to really make a splash by shopping for hand bags and house organizers at the same time. Because I like shit like that, I’m a multi-tasker. So I’m making…

I’m going to the Melting Pot this Saturday, for the first time ever. I’ve heard it is quite an experience. I love melted cheese and the concept of dipping foods is pretty much heaven for me. Sometimes I make food just so I can eat certain sauces and dip, dip, dip. Like those times when all…

I spent Shank You Sunday throwing an Easter egg hunt and hanging curtains. It was pretty freaking exciting. Which is so lame, I may need to shank myself. Not the Easter egg hunt. That part wasn’t exciting for me. Mostly because I have no kids and partly because I had to be trapped in my…

Auctions – they’re about having fun, eating good food, and raising money for a good cause. This one was to fund scholarships to send the children of Navy sailors to college. Well, that’s what I thought they were about. Then everything changed. The meal choices are sent out weeks in advance, offering us beef, chicken,…

I have been awake for roughly one hour and I’m already so tired that my eyes feel heavy and yawns are interrupting my ability to comprehend life. I feel like I got no sleep at all. What the hell happened to me last night?!?! I may need to rethink my stance on the sleep apnea…