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A few days ago I was sitting on the couch and enjoying the fact that all my daycare Littles went home early. I’m not going to lie, I was pretty close to comatose and drool was starting to form. Suddenly I was propelled off the couch and towards the front door without any thought to…

As I write this post I am listening to an infant bellow in the background like a foghorn. He just keeps letting out these great, big, deep sounding bellows. I guess this is his new nap time routine; drive Ms. Heather out of the home with the drone from his voice. Let’s hope he masters this new…

Specifically, any food you love before the age of 4. Kid food is always there for me. Like when I have to go to the doctor and the only thing motivating me through it is the ice cream I’m getting at McDonald’s. We can blame my mom for this – after every one of my…

Internet search terms, I love them so much. They can either cut you to the bone or lift your spirits up. Here are some of the recent searches that have found my blog: classy girl (Yes, yes I am. Well, maybe. What’s your definition of classy? I mean, Twinkies are definitely classy, right?) classy ladies (And…

So my Big Little is no more. Wait, wait, wait, don’t get squirrelly on me. She just had to move to her new duty station, she isn’t dead. I had that baby for 18 months, from her wee state at 6 weeks of age, and I miss her terribly. It definitely helps that her mom and I…

I’ve indulged in a new candy – sour Skittles. They were delicious!  I do, however, think they should come with a warning label on the back. This will burn your tongue off. Your tongue will be numb for days. Your tongue will be so traumatized that it will hurt for days and you will have…

I recently received a rogue text from a friend that read: I need Chloroform. So of course I respond with a pretty rationale response. We don’t kidnap pit bulls. Even if we like them. Walk away from the puppy “Sharon”!!! (She has an undying love for pit bulls and would kiss them all if she could.…

You know how you have those moments, and by moments I mean hours, where you feel like one wrong move and you’re going to vomit? Yeah. It happened to me last night. The Hubster woke me up yesterday morning, well before my normal wake up time. Needless to say, I was very fatigued by the time…

So today I am having another elegant event. I’ve been planning it for a few weeks and have put a lot of thought into it. The ladies are coming over and we’re going to have finger foods and appetizers like the dignified ladies we are. We’ll have some wine, maybe a little iced tea with…

I know I sure did! Saturday I got to eat a ton of sushi and then I thought I would die. Then I ate Ben & Jerry’s ice cream. And I knew I was going to die. So I sat around in fat kid glory on Sunday and Monday. In my pajamas. And played with…