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I haven’t posted a blog in 5 whole days! I don’t think I’ve gone that long since my vacation and I’ll try not to do it again. I’ve gotten some messages asking where I’ve been and I’ve got just one word for you: BUFFET! This weekend was the annual Dolphin Auction. If you remember, last…

I’ve done it! I finally ordered a box full of foods from the UK. Now I can compare my American versions to the British versions. First though, I’d like to know why the UK red box is so plain looking – the spoon full of macaroni is a delight to look at! Check out my…

My mind is literally going a billion miles an hour. I love to use literally wrong just to annoy people. Though I want to shank people who do it back to me. Anywhoo, my mind is racing today. I am running six text conversations at one time, writing a blog, reading TV show recaps on…

I missed my Sunday post yesterday because Lola and I were having too much fun together. We napped, watched Seinfeld, and chased squirrels in the yard for an hour. I didn’t participate in that last activity. Today my mind is completely garbled thanks to the government. It’s hard enough dealing with Monday Littles since they…

Last night I had a migraine starting when I went to bed. I took some medicine and prayed it would help. I’m not sure it helped with the migraine but it did allow me to write an entire book while I slept. And the bonus, the book is intended to be made into a movie.…

It was mayhem in the kitchen. There was flour, sugar, salt and oil all over. I had the fryer heating up and the batter was being prepared. I tried to control my excitement so that I could properly measure the ingredients, but it was difficult. I spilled milk and cursed myself for making the process…

This weekend I went to a local casino with some friends. The place had tons of new machines and I walked around in a neon daze while music from all the machines assaulted my ears. And then I spotted it, the mecca of slot machines – The Wizard of Oz penny machine. No one was…

There’s a small possibility that I am wandering around my world with pneumonia or bronchitis. I’ve been feeling pretty beat for a few weeks but on Sunday, the coughing really started to get fun. Now with every breath I take in I am fearful that a rib bruising round of coughing will follow. I’m sucking…

Twitter likes to play games and I stumbled upon one this week that was a hoot. A hoot and a half once I got done adding to it. The object of the game is written in hashtag, this one happened to be #ReWriteAFilmIn5Words. Do you get the point of the game? Okay, then let’s do…

I made the bad decision to take a night shower and woke up with the worst hair in the country. One side of my hair was fluffy and free-flowing, loving life in the fast lane. The other side was flat and depressed, praying for some Zoloft. And then we get to the back. The cowlicks.…