There’s a small possibility that I am wandering around my world with pneumonia or bronchitis. I’ve been feeling pretty beat for a few weeks but on Sunday, the coughing really started to get fun. Now with every breath I take in I am fearful that a rib bruising round of coughing will follow.
I’m sucking on an inhaler and praying for survival at this point.
I dipped a breadstick into marinara sauce and started hacking up my right lung. Once I was recovered I noticed my sauce had feelings – there was a frown face etched out in the bottom of the bowl.
Someone send help.
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