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Lola and I are so tired we can only contemplate sitting on the couch for the next week. Unfortunately, Hubster is recovering from surgery and he’s running us ragged. For the record, this is his second surgery this year, and I told him if anything else creeps up we’re going to have to institute a…

I totally missed yesterday’s Heatherism, I hope you can all stop yourself from poking out your eyes with a pencil until next week’s piece of advice that you can’t live without. Hey, put that pen down! It can poke your eye out like a pencil! There, I feel like I’ve redeemed myself a little bit.…

I’ve decided Hubster has finally reached the end of the road. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Who’s talking about murder?! I’m not talking about murder. What’s wrong with you guys?!! You’re watching too much CSI and NCIS on television. Hubster has reached the end of the road as far as movie watching in bed goes. Every single…

Hubster has declared that I must get rid of all my social media accounts. Apparently he wants me to live in a cave and have no outside communication with the world. Because I got to watch the cute puppy video before him. I know he’s a dork, but I bit the bullet and married him…

By now you all know that on Friday I was forced to become an adult. Hubster and I are finally in search of our first house and we met with a realtor. Dennis is fantastic, but he scared the shit out of me. Things I didn’t even know existed now have to be handled by…

There comes a time in every person’s life where they have to grow up and become an adult. I’m not sure why we have to do this, but apparently it is natural law. And god forbid I try to fight natural law. This week Hubster and I made the grown up decision to buy a…

It was a close call, but I managed to beat the zombie virus that has plagued my body for the past two days. I did nothing but sit on my couch and try not to move. At one point I lost all feeling in my arms and I really thought I had reached the end…

If you have had a wedding vow renewal you’re going to want to stop reading this post. Stop reading right now! Ok, the rest of you who made it to this sentence have obviously not had a vow renewal. Or you are brave and want to find out what’s going to happen to you. That’s…

I have something to confess to you all. It may be a shocker to some of you who know me. I fully expect mocking to follow this important announcement. I’m scared of cats. I know, I know, it’s completely silly. I’ve owned cats. I had a few when I was a kid, and they weren’t…

Today I woke up with a headache after a disturbing night of sleep. Hubster was still home and I told him that I thought the dream of seeing Jurassic World tonight at the drive in movie theater was dead. With movies not starting until 10pm, I didn’t have much hope I could stay awake that…