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So I’ve been challenged to blog every day for an entire month. Normally I post 5 or so blogs a week, sometimes less and sometimes more. It just depends on how much of my crazy I’m willing to let the public see. Well, now there’s no avoiding it. I’m going to post every day for…

I’m apparently on it. I have an outdoor staircase that it attempting to murder not only myself, but two other people. So far. I have a gutter at the bottom of said stairwell that decided to add a little more pizazz to the falls and pour water in a huge geyser at the bottom of the…

Yesterday I decided to mow my lawn since it’s been about 3 months since I did so. The grass wasn’t actually tall but there were a lot of leaves on the ground and mowing seemed easier than raking. I turned the lawnmower on and headed towards a pile of leaves, when all of a sudden…

I recently read an article about food in America versus food in the UK. Apparently, many of our packaged foods are sold there, but with vastly different ingredients. The UK has banned certain ingredients due to health concerns. Since the American companies obviously want to keep the money flowing, they adapt their products accordingly. Meanwhile in…

The other day I found a new blog and it was so hysterical. The person was similar to myself in that she loved Seinfeld and sarcasm wasn’t a mood, it was a lifestyle. There was just one problem. Her entire website was laid out in center format. I mean, how can I read a blog…

I can literally go days without a single funny blog to post. Days. I mean, I’m funny in my head all the time, but sometimes when you write it down it just reads stupid. And not funny stupid, but regular old stupid. And then there are nights like last night. My brain hit the motherload and…

A third airplane in two weeks has landed unexpectedly due to a fight over leg room. Let’s all take a moment to think about the fact that there are three people in America who have physically fought someone over leg room on an air plane. Time for the world to hear the truth. Start disciplining your…

Base housing had another scheduled power outage in housing. By ‘scheduled’ I mean they send you an email and tell you the power outage is from 0800-0900 and then at 1300 everything in your house shuts down. There I am, playing around on my $2,000 iMac, when all of a sudden I hear a pop…

I have a confession to make. My house is a mess, my clean laundry for the past month and a half is just piled onto the spare bed (which is king sized) with no room for more, and I can’t seem to beat the spiders this summer. I’m going insane. I briefly lost my sanity…

Oh boy. Kristen Stewart is doing another movie, Equals. Shoot me now. I literally pray for the end of the movie profession as a whole just to rid my eyes of this thing on my screen. Apparently directors have tired of Kristen’s dead emotions but they still want to cast her. Probably because she’s now proven…