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Last night Lola participated in the highly anticipated “Women’s Sleep Relay“ event. And she took home the gold medal. I went to bed late, Lola was already asleep with the Daddybeast so I tried to get in the bed quietly. I realized pretty quickly that it was too quiet. Lola had buried her face in the multitude…

Lola has prepared a stockpile of cake grenades and she’s threatening to lob them all over the world. What happened, you ask? Well, she’s on medicine and needed a bath – she feels she was unduly tortured by the two events. Normally she doesn’t protest her bath, she’ll let us put her in the tub…

This week ended with a fun search term. It caused neither shame or embarrassment, which is a great change from last week’s most popular term to get to my blog. “What to do with five cheese tortellini from Costco” That’s a good one, even if it’s simple. Eat them. I guess if you bought them…

Since Thursday I have been on quarantine in my home, cooped up with Hubster who is also on quarantine due to his close contact with a victim of the flu. We have been pretty bored and plagued with alternately feeling terrible and napping then feeling great and wanting to bust out of prison. Today Lola…

Lola walked up to me today and handed me her list of New Year Resolutions. After reading through it I decided she needed help with what a resolution is. She had handed me a list of life goals. No way could one bulldog achieve her list in a single year. But she’s going to try. And I’m…

This is just a little teaser. Lola and I have completed writing our resolutions down. You’ll be getting those tonight. Can’t give them to you until the ball is ready to drop, we may need to change our minds depending on our drinking habits tonight. And Lola is also trying to figure out how long…

For three weeks Lola has been contemplating Christmas. She has valiantly fought her fear of our tiny Christmas tree – it sits on the coffee table and attempts to murder her when we’re not looking. Lola helped put stockings up, and resisted the urge to rip them down and kill them for jingling their little…

Lola decided to have an exciting weekend full of fun, laughter, puppy snorts and…an ultrasound?! Saturday night, at our bedtime potty, Lola started peeing blood. I hit the panic button hard. I scooped up The Squisher and made a dash for the door at midnight. As I drove to the emergency animal hospital my brain began…

Today I was added to the shank list. Not my own, I’m not crazy. Ok, maybe I’m a tad bit crazy – but I’m not adding myself to my own shank list! Lola added me to her shank list. That’s right! A bulldog managed to secure a crayon and a piece of paper and used…

Today I plotted how to get my hands on a statue. Not just any statue. A Lola statue. Before any of you begin to google, I need to clarify this statement. I want an exact life-size replica in full color of my dear Lola. And not just in one pose. I want various statues depicting her in…