Shank You Very Much

The Most Awesome Netflix Watchlist Ever Created, Lockdown Edition…

The traditional genres were invented by people who lacked imagination. That’s where I come in.

Why do we say the subject of the Humpty Dumpty poem is an egg?

The reality of adulthood is not the endless cake and cookie feast we all believed it to be.

My daughter’s birthday is near and due to the lockdown, we won’t be able to hold a party.

Lola decided she could no longer tolerate lockdown. I should have known she was planning something.

Laughter is the best medicine. Maybe.

My girlfriend and I have been an item for three years and I am considering proposing to her.

The reality of adulthood is not the endless cake and cookie feast we all believed it to be.

I walked into my son’s bedroom without knocking and got an eyeful of a solo activity.

Never did I think to see this television plot play out in real life. Yet here we are.