An exciting night,
planned to the smallest detail.
You’ve waited all week.
Reluctance sets in.
Maybe you should take a nap.
Movies are so long!
You read the reviews,
seeking reasons to stay in
and order pizza.
It’s time to decide.
You’ll skip the movie and read –
the Wiki plot page.
About Adulthood in Disguise
This series is intended to highlight the ridiculous antics of adulthood – a milestone we all wanted to reach as quickly as we could. Unfortunately, the reality of adulthood is not the endless cake and cookie feast we all believed it to be. It turns out, there are a lot of monthly bills and no one cooks you dinner!