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Apparently about Spam. I woke up startled and the first word out of my mouth was Spam! And I swear I could smell Spam. I looked over at Lola and she is staring at me like I have lost my mind. And then I noticed she had a puddle of drool under her chin. Not…

I read an article today that informed me if I could start exercising and make it through a month of participation, my habit would be set and I would maintain it easily. And then I laughed and I laughed and I laughed. I had a great friend in Hawai’i who encouraged me to go to…

I am going to hazard a guess that this year had a multitude of resolutions to lay off technology and interact more with humans based on the number of posts, pictures and videos promoting human interaction that I am seeing on Facebook and Twitter. And the irony of that above paragraph is lost on most people.…

After I wrote an entire diatribe on how people never live up to their resolutions and then feel like failures, the Hubster has picked up the gauntlet to prove me wrong. I just ordered him an exercise bike, only after he promised to use it often. He said he plans to use it 5 times a…

New Year’s Resolutions. I love listening to people say they are going to lose weight, live healthier lives, show more kindness to their enemies….blah,blah,blah. What a crock of shit. You know you won’t do any of that. And you’ll be grumpy and disappointed in yourself as a result of your numerous failings. My resolutions are amazing and…

I beat every level in Candy Crush Saga. And even the levels in the new land of candy, that owl one. I don’t even know what they call it and I beat the pants off it. So now that I’ve accomplished my life goals to date, I shall be sitting down to pen some new…

I have dozens and dozens of cookies sitting around my house. I got this bright idea to go on a baking binge on Christmas day and now I have so many cookies I may die. I had a couple of plans to get rid of the cookies. The first one entailed handing them out from…