Shank You Very Much

I only need 100 tacos and a flamethrower…

I knew it was a mistake to buy Lola her very own iPad.

I’ve heard a rumor that your second book is now available on Amazon. Is it true?

The Seinfeld mystery that was never solved is keeping me awake tonight.

A simple question about the dog park has devolved into complete thought chaos. Plus, I have a pretzel.

My mother recently moved in with my wife and I while she recuperates from a fall.

Every funny person knows that there is a time and a place for humor.

The reality of adulthood is not the endless cake and cookie feast we all believed it to be.

I am a very forgetful person by nature and people are getting upset.

Three days ago, a very dark incident occurred in the House of Heather.

Just when I think I can close my eyes at night, Lola starts a terrifying conversation.