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Dear Lola – Married couple argues over pets…

My wife wants a dog but I prefer cats. How would you recommend we settle this argument?

I don’t want to give up my window seat, but I may be forced to.

Which three people would you take with you?

How can I make my brain be quiet at bedtime?

Girlfriend has annoying habit of calling to coordinate our outfits before each date.

The reality of adulthood is not the endless cake and cookie feast we all believed it to be.

Sometimes the valuable lesson is lost on those who need it most.

Teacher grills child about what foods he eats at home.

The reality of adulthood is not the endless cake and cookie feast we all believed it to be.

Nothing but a wide open field and a hungry T-Rex.