I think I can sum this up in one word. Diabolical.

Lola likes to send me text messages when I leave her home alone.

I live with an English bulldog whose personal motto seems to be ‘boredom is not an option.’

Lola decided she could no longer tolerate lockdown. I should have known she was planning something.

It was a beautiful morning. The sky was blue, the sun was shining, the grass was green and covered in a layer of dew.

The day started with such promise. It did not end well.

I knew it was a mistake to buy Lola her very own iPad.

Three days ago, a very dark incident occurred in the House of Heather.