Today is National Puppy Day so I decided to share some links of Lola’s most memorable hijinks. Remember that time she demanded I play with her in the middle of the night? Yeah, it was fun for me… Or how about that time Lola ate baby Jesus? I’m still in negotiations to get her pardoned but…
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Well, their food did. I finally got my shipment of food from the British Corner Shop and I am puzzled, excited, confused, happy and bewildered all at the same time. I’m planning on holding taste tests with some friends and giving you guys the real dirt on what the heck is up with these American…
Read MoreMy autocorrect has been on a roll this morning. It seems to be making me speak with an Irish accent. I am wondering if Apple planned it that way to really get us in the mood for St. Patty’s Day. So today is the day everyone wears green and drinks until they puke. I’m going…
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I haven’t posted a blog in 5 whole days! I don’t think I’ve gone that long since my vacation and I’ll try not to do it again. I’ve gotten some messages asking where I’ve been and I’ve got just one word for you: BUFFET! This weekend was the annual Dolphin Auction. If you remember, last…
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I’ve done it! I finally ordered a box full of foods from the UK. Now I can compare my American versions to the British versions. First though, I’d like to know why the UK red box is so plain looking – the spoon full of macaroni is a delight to look at! Check out my…
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My mind is literally going a billion miles an hour. I love to use literally wrong just to annoy people. Though I want to shank people who do it back to me. Anywhoo, my mind is racing today. I am running six text conversations at one time, writing a blog, reading TV show recaps on…
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I missed my Sunday post yesterday because Lola and I were having too much fun together. We napped, watched Seinfeld, and chased squirrels in the yard for an hour. I didn’t participate in that last activity. Today my mind is completely garbled thanks to the government. It’s hard enough dealing with Monday Littles since they…
Read MoreI’ve had a migraine since Sunday. It tried very hard to destroy my life on Monday with the vision spottiness, and by Tuesday was a dull thumping over my eye. Now the migraine is just sitting there, right over my eye, annoying me to the point of Twinkies. (I’m going to ™ that phrase so…
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Two seconds after taking this photo Lola told me to stop being sappy and get her a damn Twinkie… Check out my Facebook page @ShankYouHeather and @ShankYouDesigns I also tweet like a bird on Twitter @HeatherKeet You can also find me on Instagram @ShankYouHeather and @ShankYouDesigns Lola and I opened a store so we can sell our funniest…
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Last night I had a migraine starting when I went to bed. I took some medicine and prayed it would help. I’m not sure it helped with the migraine but it did allow me to write an entire book while I slept. And the bonus, the book is intended to be made into a movie.…
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Shank You Very Much 