It was a close call, but I managed to beat the zombie virus that has plagued my body for the past two days. I did nothing but sit on my couch and try not to move. At one point I lost all feeling in my arms and I really thought I had reached the end…
Read MoreBuckle up because we are going there. I was recently flying home from Hawai’i, and since I’m a terrible flyer I booked myself into first class. Unlimited amounts of free booze definitely make you less afraid of crashing into the ocean and being eaten by Jaws. As I boarded the flight, I passed by the…
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If you have had a wedding vow renewal you’re going to want to stop reading this post. Stop reading right now! Ok, the rest of you who made it to this sentence have obviously not had a vow renewal. Or you are brave and want to find out what’s going to happen to you. That’s…
Read MoreIt has been a while since I’ve checked in to see what everyone is searching to land on my website. Since I ran out of witty things to say, I thought this would allow you readers to have a voice for one day. Here we go. I’ve added some witty retorts below each search term.…
Read MoreAlmost every weekend from mid-April through October, you can find me at the drive in movie theater. I love to go and eat fried foods and popcorn in the comfort of my car with my trusty sidekick Lola. Look at her, ready to watch the movie. Drive in movie theaters are an exciting place to…
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You have never really lived until you’ve purchased a Roomba to vacuum your house. It’s made infinitely better if you have a dog that you can torture with your new toy. You would think after a month of owning it, Lola would be used to it – she still can’t decide if it’s a friend…
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I have something to confess to you all. It may be a shocker to some of you who know me. I fully expect mocking to follow this important announcement. I’m scared of cats. I know, I know, it’s completely silly. I’ve owned cats. I had a few when I was a kid, and they weren’t…
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Today I woke up with a headache after a disturbing night of sleep. Hubster was still home and I told him that I thought the dream of seeing Jurassic World tonight at the drive in movie theater was dead. With movies not starting until 10pm, I didn’t have much hope I could stay awake that…
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Who wants to get paid no money to do a thankless job with long hours, and very small windows of time in which to use the potty? Plus you’ll never get to potty by yourself. Just kidding. Sort of. You see, I’m still working on my blog construction. Now, to those of you who haven’t noticed…
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I may or may not have ordered Lola a Triceratops headpiece to wear to the premier of Jurassic World at the Rodeo Drive In movie theater. June 12th cannot come soon enough for us, we are watching the first three Jurassic Park movies right now. We will repeat the marathon next weekend, while wearing the costume, in…
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Shank You Very Much 