Shank You Very Much

A few months ago I tried to challenge my brain by pondering the origins of the chicken and the egg. Which one came first? Which came second? How could one come before the other? Why must my brain contemplate these topics when their answers have no effect on my life?!

Have you ever wondered if you’ve gotten the same dollar bill twice in your life? I rarely use cash, but decided to do so this month because no one wants to have a spending spree in December wreck their stunning financial achievements of the previous 11 months. By stunning achievements, I refer of course to not…