Shank You Very Much

Dear Lola – Mother walks in on son’s private time…

I walked into my son’s bedroom without knocking and got an eyeful of a solo activity.

Never did I think to see this television plot play out in real life. Yet here we are.

I recently found out that my husband borrowed money has been paying it back for months.

Today, at 3:30pm, my life was altered in a way that will take me decades to recover from.

Boredom and isolation do not make good friends.

I have been invited to several weddings this year and I’m already dreading the expense.

The zombie apocalypse has come and our sanity is fleeting.

The reality of adulthood is not the endless cake and cookie feast we all believed it to be.

Is it wrong of me to want him to wear a mask when he comes home?

Is this the start of the zombie apocalypse we’ve all worried about?!