Shank You Very Much

Dear Lola – Teen truancy run amok…

I am having trouble getting my teen daughter to wake up and get to class on time.

The reality of adulthood is not the endless cake and cookie feast we all believed it to be.

The key is to act natural – and run away as fast as you can!

The reality of adulthood is not the endless cake and cookie feast we all believed it to be.

Weekends are for adventures, even if they’re only on your TV.

I was arguing with my son about getting his homework finished, when he clobbered me over the head.

Now that we know they are out there, we need to find out what they eat.

I’ve tried explaining to my siblings that our mother needs meals and companionship instead of clutter.

The reality of adulthood is not the endless cake and cookie feast we all believed it to be.

There are no small sandwiches, only small imaginations.