The rain hits your face.
Sprinting across the pavement,
you head for the door.
Gasping, you push on.
Body protesting fiercely,
you collapse inside.
What were you thinking?!
Everyone knows you tempt death,
running at your age.
This series is intended to highlight the ridiculous antics of adulthood – a milestone we all wanted to reach as quickly as we could. Unfortunately, the reality of adulthood is not the endless cake and cookie feast we all believed it to be. It turns out, there are a lot of monthly bills and no one cooks you dinner!
Shank You Very Much 