I’ve been scrolling back through my social media posts, just to check if my sanity is plunging downward or holding a steady course. It’s always a bit of a nail biter to see if this is the day that I ask the Hubster to do something about my eccentricities. If I were rich I could…
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The iPhone X is here…
My palms were sweaty, my heart was racing, my hands were aching with the intensity with which I was gripping them together. As the clock neared 12:01am, my excitement reached a new high… When I was 16 I was desperately in love with ‘N Sync. You may remember this boy band of the 90s because…
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Poll Tuesday week 33…
Choices are all around you.
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How to successfully distribute the marital snack supplies…
I read a shocking news article about a lady (we’re calling her Linda) who lit a car on fire in a McDonald’s parking lot. Now, before you blame a poor fast food worker for Linda’s rage, I will mention that the car belonged to her husband (we’ll refer to him as Husband because Fucking Moron…
Read MoreHipster vampires probably like nachos…
It’s time for another installment of… If the hummingbird is the vampire of the bird world, which butterfly is the vampire of its species? Last night I lost a few hours of my life that I can never get back – but I did come out of it with some fascinating knowledge. I started off…
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Poll Tuesday week 32…
Choices are all around you.
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Poll Tuesday week 31…
Choices are all around you.
Read MoreThe internet ruins everything we love…
Has the internet ruined the exclamation point?!?!?! Well, I guess if we look at the previous sentence we have our answer. Never before in the history of writing would a simple question have been paired up with three exclamation points. However, in order to convey the tone in which I asked the question, three exclamation…
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Poll Tuesday week 30…
Choices are all around you.
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Poll Tuesday week 29…
Choices are all around you.
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Shank You Very Much 