Shank You Very Much

I am having an issue with my sister-in-law and I’m hoping you can help me navigate this tricky situation. Every time she invites us to dinner, she dictates what condiments we can eat with the meal she has prepared.

Sometimes I wonder what ocean creatures would say if they could talk. Thanks to the recent resurgence of popularity for Aquaman, my favorite superhero, I think about this much more often than I did before. Turtles seem like they have a lot of things to say, if only we could understand them.